Your nana’s a smart woman.

When I was a teenager, I was visiting my Grandmother in Brazil for a family reunion, as well as my sister and my two cousins. Now, my grandparents have been farmers their entire life, and although they’re wealthy, they’re quiet rural, religious and conservative. My one cousin, who was about my age, spent all day on Grandmother’s computer looking at girls in bikinis. No one seemed to pay him much mind, until my Grandmother broke out in tears. No body knew why for about half an hour because she was crying so hard she couldn’t talk. It turns out that she was quiet upset by the bikini girls, and they ended up sending my cousin Nicolau (the perp) away back to Minas Gerais to his father. He didn’t end up seeing his grandmother for a good five years she was so upset by that. His sister and me and my sister would go down there, but he was never allowed.

And that is my story about looking at pretty girls on the internet. The End.

‘Girls are Grody!’