NSFW – Do It Yourself Fleshlight Sex Toy

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    dieAntagonista
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    dieAntagonista

    That is pathetic. Who would waste their time doing this when they could just go out and buy a fleshlight if they really think that’s what they need in their life.

    vandal
    Guest

    rofl he made a how-to

    CathyLong
    Guest

    Fail. that is all.

    vandal
    Guest

    Next How-TO:

    “How To find Child Porn on internet and not get caught #1 revised edition”

    Mack
    Guest

    this is obv directed towards teenage boys who can’t buy fleshlights

    dieAntagonista
    Guest
    dieAntagonista

    @ColombianMonkey: Yea I can understand that, but Jesus, not with a fricken plastic bottle!

    MonkeyHitman
    Guest

    @dieAntagonista: even the poor need to release some sexual tension hehe

    dieAntagonista
    Guest
    dieAntagonista

    @AlecDalek: Haha. Yeah I’m pretty sure women own sex. I have no problem with guys who think they need fleshlights and dolls and whatnot, but to rape a plastic bottle? What the hell.

    Alec Dalek
    Guest

    @dieAntagonista: Hey you ladies have your dildos and vibrators, which are just as pathetic. Fair is fair.

    Alec Dalek
    Guest

    You are going to get lots of women complaining about this one. Women think they own sex. This bypasses that bullshit. And this is nothing, just wait until they have fembots. Women won’t be able to coerce men like they used to, we’ll have alternatives. I’m not saying this is for me, I’m just saying “shut the fuck up” to any women that object to it. THIS isn’t what’s keeping you from getting a husband. Try putting down the fork.

    nyoki
    Member

    Whatever works. Sometimes you gotta get creative.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest
    dieAntagonista

    @natedog: TAKE THAT BACK YOU SAVAGE.

    @AlecDalek: That line “Women think they own sex” was just too hilarious, I simply had to claim it was true. But even if women owned sex, it’s still the men who got all the sperm, soo… sorry. There’s no way around the child support. ;p

    natedog
    Guest

    Women don’t own sex. they just think they do. women are simply sperm dumpsters. i mean, really. is there ANY other use a woman has besides kitchen duties and a place to put sperm?

    THE MEN OF THE WORLD SHALL ONE DAY RISE UP AND RECLAIM THE BITCHSLAP

    Alec Dalek
    Guest

    @dieAntagonista: Nice try, but if women own sex, then men don’t have to pay child support, because it would be 100% the woman’s responsibility for getting pregnant. It would also mean women are 100% responsible for birth control, etc. Basically you’d dug yourself in pretty deep with with what you said.

    Tyger42
    Guest

    Whatever happened to the trusty ol’ “hand and lotion” technique? :p

    Tyger42
    Guest

    @AlecDalek: Eh, I’d just be happy if the men had a reasonably fair chance of getting custody of the kids in a divorce.

    nyoki
    Member

    @AlecDalek: We do own sex, we just haven’t told you yet. Don’t tell anyone I told you this…ok?

    @natedog: Your momma heard that, best start running.

    sylvanish
    Guest

    I think this is pretty creative actually. I don’t think making a sex toy is any more or less pathetic than just buying one, but i’ve never been a fan of such objects at all myself. But I’ll take the warm flesh of my fingers over inorganic material any day. Things like this, home made or not, to me implies a strong insensitivity and lack of sensuality, for both girls and boys. I kind of fear the eventual advent of a sex robot. I can’t help but think of a line from a manson song, about the Rape Machine. I… Read more »

    Kandorr
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    Kandorr

    This takes “Do it yourself” to a whole new level.

    MonkeyHitman
    Guest

    if you knew your history .. dildo’s were a sexual toy at first… these women had some thing that i forgot the name and they had to go to the doctor to get there punani fingerd by the doctors to “relieve” this disease … anyhow and the doctors were tired of pleasing these women so they invited the dildo so that where the whole do it at home with yourself.

    sause ?? let me search it up again

    MonkeyHitman
    Guest

    where NOT * a sexual…..

    MonkeyHitman
    Guest

    were *

    fuck this weed is gettin 2 me ugh.

    nyoki
    Member

    @ColombianMonkey: It may not be fact but I read or watched something that said women were fainting from “hysteria” and Victorian doctors “discovered” that “manipulating the womb” (which is not what they were really doing) helped relieve it, and then later on some doc invented the vibrator for the same purpose. Originally, only doctors could order them and they were ungainly devices. Dildos have been around for millennia, so I doubt that they were used as anything but a sexual toy (except maybe by Victorian-type doctors and the ill-informed women who went to them).



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