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If I remember correctly for my 24th I have a picture of me sitting next to my Aunty.
Now this chick knows what a present is!
That chick is skinny. She’s gross.
Fuckoff with the boring diatribes on Walmart queens being too fat. Get into a Old Country Buffet and put on the lard.
You’re talking one extreme to another. The area you’re looking for is the one that takes effort.
That skinny slut is 40lbs too light at least.
Here.
That’s sexy. And healthy. Argument over.
Cake and pie? Yes please.
@Tony: I applaud you.
And thus a new meme was given birth to.
@Tony: holycockshitmotherfucker that was nasty.
happy b-day to me… happy b-day to me…
I wants 24yr old bimbo..
@Tony: you sir, please come to USA..take all you like.. eat your fill. theres plenty to go AROUND..lol
@tony
Sounds like the delusional compensatory thoughts of one who can’t acquire that kind of birthday present. I know… My mind is consistantly attempting to do the same. luckily enough my balls are much more powerful.
Super Saiyan 4 testes
WAAAAGH!
So wait, it would be wrong to grab her boob? Or is she dressed in a way that eludes to her not caring or even wanting the attention?
@ skiller
hahahahahhahahahhah !
I am quite sure it would be ok to grab her boob. If it was your birthday.
I think the general idea is a
“happy birthday Mr President. Can I help you with those pants. why don’t you lie down? there we go. is that better? Awww.these ribbons and hats are soooo HOT! I am sweating. I should jiggle til they fall off.”
Fap FAp fap
That’s MY meme. And if it is as such then credit Ando for it’s adaptation to meme status.
@mAgnUS BUTTfoorson: I know sorry, but before it was just copypasta. Tony took it to the next level, now it’s ready to conquer the world, err I mean Internet. But yea, main credit goes to you (…)
It’s more of a present for whoever gets to unwrap what’s behind door number 3!
ROFL… Today, I must humbly thank Ando, Die, Tony, and, or course, AUS BUTT, for making me laugh like I have not in a long time…
Domo Arigatou Gozaismasu. *bows*
http://www.melissamidwest.com/main.html
100% nom material.
@ian356094: Eww. 100% skank is more like it.
skank whores make the world go round buddy.
@SKILLERWHALE: I won’t deny that promiscuous women provide a vital role in society, but there is no reason they need to be trashy and gross about it. But I’m not familiar with the culture in the Midwest. Maybe drinking pop with someone’s dick in it is perfectly normal out there.
@sylvanish:
The pop dick thing made me lol.
Mmmm love me some Melissa Midwest.
@maxcw: That’s your aunt?
Hel-lo, incest!
@Tony: Owww.
Ugh. I would feel embarrassed myself if I walked in on that.