Comments on: NSFW – Birthday Girl

By: sykotik

sykotik — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 23:13:50 +0000

Ugh. I would feel embarrassed myself if I walked in on that.

By: SumoSnipe

SumoSnipe — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:00:31 +0000

@Tony: Owww.

By: warren

warren — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:18:15 +0000

@maxcw: That's your aunt? Hel-lo, incest!

By: rafter

rafter — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:01:16 +0000

Mmmm love me some Melissa Midwest.

By: Ando

Ando — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 10:48:15 +0000

@sylvanish: The pop dick thing made me lol.

By: sylvanish

sylvanish — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 07:47:39 +0000

@SKILLERWHALE: I won't deny that promiscuous women provide a vital role in society, but there is no reason they need to be trashy and gross about it. But I'm not familiar with the culture in the Midwest. Maybe drinking pop with someone's dick in it is perfectly normal out there.

By: SKILLERWHALE

SKILLERWHALE — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 07:38:59 +0000

skank whores make the world go round buddy.

By: sylvanish

sylvanish — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 07:26:41 +0000

@ian356094: Eww. 100% skank is more like it.

By: ian356094

ian356094 — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 07:19:23 +0000

http://www.melissamidwest.com/main.html

100% nom material.

By: Phyreblade

Phyreblade — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:57:57 +0000

ROFL… Today, I must humbly thank Ando, Die, Tony, and, or course, AUS BUTT, for making me laugh like I have not in a long time…

Domo Arigatou Gozaismasu. *bows*

By: casemods

casemods — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:20:52 +0000

It’s more of a present for whoever gets to unwrap what’s behind door number 3!

By: dieAntagonista

dieAntagonista — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:18:59 +0000

@mAgnUS BUTTfoorson: I know sorry, but before it was just copypasta. Tony took it to the next level, now it's ready to conquer the world, err I mean Internet. But yea, main credit goes to you (...)

By: mAgnUS BUTTfoorson

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:12:58 +0000

That’s MY meme. And if it is as such then credit Ando for it’s adaptation to meme status.

By: Putridity

Putridity — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:06:53 +0000

I am quite sure it would be ok to grab her boob. If it was your birthday.
I think the general idea is a
“happy birthday Mr President. Can I help you with those pants. why don’t you lie down? there we go. is that better? Awww.these ribbons and hats are soooo HOT! I am sweating. I should jiggle til they fall off.”

Fap FAp fap

By: Lorfmachine

Lorfmachine — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:05:48 +0000

@ skiller
hahahahahhahahahhah !

By: SKILLERWHALE

SKILLERWHALE — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:58:00 +0000

So wait, it would be wrong to grab her boob? Or is she dressed in a way that eludes to her not caring or even wanting the attention?

By: Putridity

Putridity — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:25:21 +0000

@tony
Sounds like the delusional compensatory thoughts of one who can’t acquire that kind of birthday present. I know… My mind is consistantly attempting to do the same. luckily enough my balls are much more powerful.

Super Saiyan 4 testes

WAAAAGH!

By: Flappycunt

Flappycunt — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:23:39 +0000

I wants 24yr old bimbo.. @Tony: you sir, please come to USA..take all you like.. eat your fill. theres plenty to go AROUND..lol

By: Magnus369

Magnus369 — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:21:32 +0000

happy b-day to me… happy b-day to me…

By: the3g_ipwn

the3g_ipwn — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:13:26 +0000

@Tony: holycockshitmotherfucker that was nasty.

By: dieAntagonista

dieAntagonista — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:12:14 +0000

@Tony: I applaud you. And thus a new meme was given birth to.

By: SumoSnipe

SumoSnipe — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:10:52 +0000

Cake and pie? Yes please.

By: Tony

Tony — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:10:15 +0000

That chick is skinny. She’s gross.
Fuckoff with the boring diatribes on Walmart queens being too fat. Get into a Old Country Buffet and put on the lard.
You’re talking one extreme to another. The area you’re looking for is the one that takes effort.
That skinny slut is 40lbs too light at least.
Here.
That’s sexy. And healthy. Argument over.

By: the3g_ipwn

the3g_ipwn — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:03:38 +0000

Now this chick knows what a present is!

By: maxcw

maxcw — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:03:13 +0000

If I remember correctly for my 24th I have a picture of me sitting next to my Aunty.