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22 Responses to “NSFW – Superman should not receive head from Lois Lane”

1. 

   Sticky (UID#463)

   

   on January 23rd, 2009 at 2:09 pm

   
   

   Reminds me of Hancock. XD

2. 

   natedog (UID#1905)

   

   on January 23rd, 2009 at 2:10 pm

   
   

   well this is a pretty low quality post

   good thing i paid for the fucking Diamond Account.

   FUCK.

3. 

   conan776 (UID#5342)

   on January 23rd, 2009 at 2:18 pm

   
   

   Up, up and away!

   Off to cause about 10,000 paternity suits.

4. 

   AlecDalek (UID#380)

   on January 23rd, 2009 at 2:18 pm

   
   

   If that’s how hard he pees, what happens when she climbs on top of him? I think I saw something like that in Scary Movie or one of those other 9000 ” Movie” movies. I guess it would be the one time Lois gets to fly.

5. 

   Kaze (UID#303)

   on January 23rd, 2009 at 2:37 pm

   
   

   Score. I’m glad I paid the fee to be a Premium Member, it was worth it.

6. 

   Randomguy (UID#3808)

   on January 23rd, 2009 at 2:53 pm

   
   

   Premium account FTW.

   Go Tiki

7. 

   Zenn (UID#5921)

   on January 23rd, 2009 at 3:03 pm

   
   

   This reminds me of an argument between the two main characters of the movie mallrats.

8. 

   Puulaahi (UID#4552)

   

   on January 23rd, 2009 at 3:05 pm

   
   

   Showoff

9. 

   deuce (UID#933)

   on January 23rd, 2009 at 3:06 pm

   
   

   I wish I could do that.

10. 

    reboot (UID#436)

    

    on January 23rd, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    
    

    Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
    http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

11. 

    RSIxidor (UID#950)

    

    on January 23rd, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    
    

    awesome

12. 

    Kaze (UID#303)

    on January 23rd, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    
    

    @reboot: Wow. That… was a time consuming, but moderately interesting read. Only bested by the article about german poo.

    http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/do_not_access.html

13. 

    Marrock (UID#3993)

    on January 23rd, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    
    

    Man of steel… woman of kleenex.

14. 

    Marrock (UID#3993)

    on January 23rd, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    
    

    @reboot:

    Yeah, I know… read before posting.

    Tiki needs to add a delete button for posts.

15. 

    Jesus Christ (UID#178)

    on January 23rd, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    
    

    fap fap fap fap

    This Diamond status account is SO CASH.

16. 

    Proctojew (UID#2089)

    on January 23rd, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    
    

    @Zenn

    I thought the same thing.

    Brodie: It’s impossible, Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it’s strong enough to carry his child?

    T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?

    Brodie: He’s an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth’s yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

17. 

    InfestedIshan (UID#3390)

    on January 23rd, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    
    

    so sad, that we all thought of mallrats. lol

18. 

    nyokki (UID#3444)

    

    on January 23rd, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    
    

    This is what happens when Superman doesn’t pull out.

19. 

    TheRoosterReTrY (UID#6356)

    on January 23rd, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    
    

    Damn it Tiki! How are we supposed to lurk now?!!

20. 

    Frznagn (UID#560)

    on January 23rd, 2009 at 10:29 pm

    
    

    I didn’t pay for a premium account but I still see the pic.

    Just thought you might like to know.

21. 

    WMidyette (UID#5747)

    on January 23rd, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    
    

    @Frznagn: FAIL!!

22. 

    thrawnfile (UID#6493)

    on January 24th, 2009 at 12:59 am

    
    

    @Frznagn: ZOMG CONSPIRACY!