Meet My Mechanic

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    37 Responses to Meet My Mechanic

    1. What’s wrong with small boobies ):

      My mom always said one handful on each side is enough.

      One word: Dayum.

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    2. bobies are……….toooo….small.

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    3. nice, i’d like to do work on her!!

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    4. Yosh pipe ftw. And her boobies are just fine.

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    5. @nobody knows: Less is more.

      But I’m an ass-man. Smaller bewbies, roundy bottoms. Mmm.

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    6. Wait, is it too late to mention I prize sense of humor above either?

      Damn…

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    7. I’d hit it.. with my screwdriver

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    8. Is she available to work on my balls?

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    9. The crack is a bonus. I bet she would make tall money as a plumber.

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    10. beautiful.

      so much hotter than the redneck, ex-second-cousin-in-law that works on my shit. (hey, he does good work… for beer.)

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    11. Is she available to work on my bike?

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    12. Eh, she’s only doing an oil change, anyway.

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    13. Fine dammit, I’ll meat your mechanic.

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    14. @wookie_x: I dunno what she’s doing. I mean, I see the oil change stuff on the ground, but what is she doing that far up on the bike? The only things that are probably up where she is are the master cylinder for the rear brakes and the battery (just as a guess, ’cause I’m not super familiar with the motorcycle she’s working on..)

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    15. For some reason…..I don’t really give a shit what she is doing to the bike.

      Good stuff.

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    16. @dieAntagonista: My dad’s version of that is “anything more than a mouthful is a waste”. 😀

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    17. Looks like a darn good mechanic too 😀

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    18. What was that line from “Weird Science”…’Anything more than a handful and you’re risking a sprained tongue’.

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    19. @gwythinn: my dad said the same thing and I would agree

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    20. @dieAntagonista: i have big hands, what do have to say then ?

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    21. She’s moar naked to reduce static. No wait, that’s just computers…

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    22. I’d just slip her coveralls all the way down and do her like a monkey ridin’ a coconut…

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    23. well this is hot as fuck

      i wonder if she’ll ride my cock rocket?

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    24. Perfect breasts should fill a wine glass, not clog a toilet.

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    25. I’m with ColombianMonkey on this. Why are you all worried about spraining your poor little wrists? And it’s not like moar bewbs will go to waste…

      Just eat your Wheaties that morning, hook up with an Estrogen Queen, and you’ll get a workout in the bargain for free… It’s good for your health… 😛

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    26. What, exactly, is an Estrogen Queen?

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    27. @nyokki: Well, Estrogen being the hormone responsible for the development of secondary sexual organs in women, high levels of estrogen generally results in really curvy women with a tendency towards body types geared towards childbearing, i.e. heavier set bodies, greater bone mass, wide hips, large breasts, etc, and a general tendency towards endomorphic physical characteristics. These are the women I refer to as Estrogen Queens…

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    28. @Phyreblade: More or less what I figured. I’m not sure I like it, though, since I would definitely be called an estrogen queen.

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    29. @nyokki: You might not like it?!? Please tell me you are kidding! What is there not to like? OMG, You’re killing me here Nyokki… Ya need to embrace your royal hormonal heritage… 😀

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    30. @Phyreblade: I got the impression it wasn’t a compliment. I am what I am and 95% of the time I’m good w/ it.

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    31. @nyokki: I see… Well to me, the term estrogen queen is little more than a succinct way of describing a certain body type. I don’t think it has any inherent negative connotations attached to it, quite the opposite, though I am not exactly great with picking up on certain social subtexts either.

      From my perspective it seems like it would be a compliment. But seeing as lot of women with physiological characteristics I like also happen to be estrogen queens, I might be biased… 🙂

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    32. @Phyreblade: I’ll accept the compliment then.

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