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    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    What’s wrong with small boobies ):

    My mom always said one handful on each side is enough.

    One word: Dayum.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Guest

    bobies are……….toooo….small.

    silvafistz@yahoo.com
    Guest
    silvafistz@yahoo.com

    nice, i’d like to do work on her!!

    seentheidiotwalk
    Guest

    Yosh pipe ftw. And her boobies are just fine.

    Gary Generic
    Guest
    Gary Generic

    @nobody knows: Less is more.

    But I’m an ass-man. Smaller bewbies, roundy bottoms. Mmm.

    Gary Generic
    Guest
    Gary Generic

    Wait, is it too late to mention I prize sense of humor above either?

    Damn…

    Avias
    Guest

    I’d hit it.. with my screwdriver

    RSIxidor
    Guest

    Is she available to work on my balls?

    Paul_Is_Drunk
    Guest

    @nobody knows: More than a handful is just greedy.

    RenegadeRick
    Guest

    The crack is a bonus. I bet she would make tall money as a plumber.

    Vent
    Guest
    Vent

    beautiful.

    so much hotter than the redneck, ex-second-cousin-in-law that works on my shit. (hey, he does good work… for beer.)

    wookie_x
    Guest

    Is she available to work on my bike?

    wookie_x
    Guest

    Eh, she’s only doing an oil change, anyway.

    Stolid
    Guest

    Fine dammit, I’ll meat your mechanic.

    the_wanderer
    Guest
    the_wanderer

    @wookie_x: I dunno what she’s doing. I mean, I see the oil change stuff on the ground, but what is she doing that far up on the bike? The only things that are probably up where she is are the master cylinder for the rear brakes and the battery (just as a guess, ’cause I’m not super familiar with the motorcycle she’s working on..)

    Pip
    Guest
    Pip

    For some reason…..I don’t really give a shit what she is doing to the bike.

    Good stuff.

    Gwythinn
    Guest
    Gwythinn

    @dieAntagonista: My dad’s version of that is “anything more than a mouthful is a waste”. 😀

    AbaddonTheDespoiler
    Guest

    drool

    Phyreblade
    Guest

    Looks like a darn good mechanic too 😀

    HoChunk
    Guest

    What was that line from “Weird Science”…’Anything more than a handful and you’re risking a sprained tongue’.

    righthand
    Guest

    @gwythinn: my dad said the same thing and I would agree

    MonkeyHitman
    Guest

    @dieAntagonista: i have big hands, what do have to say then ?

    borandi
    Guest

    She’s moar naked to reduce static. No wait, that’s just computers…

    marcuserektus
    Member
    marcuserektus

    I’d just slip her coveralls all the way down and do her like a monkey ridin’ a coconut…

    skeeter
    Guest
    skeeter

    well this is hot as fuck

    i wonder if she’ll ride my cock rocket?

    WistfulD
    Member

    Perfect breasts should fill a wine glass, not clog a toilet.

    Phyreblade
    Guest

    I’m with ColombianMonkey on this. Why are you all worried about spraining your poor little wrists? And it’s not like moar bewbs will go to waste…

    Just eat your Wheaties that morning, hook up with an Estrogen Queen, and you’ll get a workout in the bargain for free… It’s good for your health… 😛

    nyoki
    Member

    What, exactly, is an Estrogen Queen?

    Phyreblade
    Guest

    @nyokki: Well, Estrogen being the hormone responsible for the development of secondary sexual organs in women, high levels of estrogen generally results in really curvy women with a tendency towards body types geared towards childbearing, i.e. heavier set bodies, greater bone mass, wide hips, large breasts, etc, and a general tendency towards endomorphic physical characteristics. These are the women I refer to as Estrogen Queens…

    MonkeyHitman
    Guest

    *facepalm*

    nyoki
    Member

    @Phyreblade: More or less what I figured. I’m not sure I like it, though, since I would definitely be called an estrogen queen.

    Phyreblade
    Guest

    @nyokki: You might not like it?!? Please tell me you are kidding! What is there not to like? OMG, You’re killing me here Nyokki… Ya need to embrace your royal hormonal heritage… 😀

    nyoki
    Member

    @Phyreblade: I got the impression it wasn’t a compliment. I am what I am and 95% of the time I’m good w/ it.

    Phyreblade
    Guest

    @nyokki: I see… Well to me, the term estrogen queen is little more than a succinct way of describing a certain body type. I don’t think it has any inherent negative connotations attached to it, quite the opposite, though I am not exactly great with picking up on certain social subtexts either.

    From my perspective it seems like it would be a compliment. But seeing as lot of women with physiological characteristics I like also happen to be estrogen queens, I might be biased… 🙂

    nyoki
    Member

    @Phyreblade: I’ll accept the compliment then.

    Phyreblade
    Guest

    And so you should. 😀



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