Why buy a new one for $16.66 when you can get a used one for $11.25?
Why buy a new one for $16.66 when you can get a used one for $11.25?
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I like how there is also a tab open for Penis Enlargement Surgery. Thanks for the snapshot of your personal life, and lack of endowment.
there are no words.
and the recent search for ejaculoid?
I mean why would you want to increase you load size, or your penis size for that matter, if you are going to analbang a silicone toy?
Devon? She was a hot porn star when I first discovered internet porn (back when you still went and bought porn on things called “tapes”). She’s gotta be in her forties by now. I suspect her bits haven’t been in this good a shape in years.
lol Sixteen customer reviews. Four stars. Must be pretty good.
The reviews are pure win:
http://www.amazon.com/California-Exotics-Devons-Private-Pleasures/product-reviews/B000EZZ85S/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_helpful?ie=UTF8&coliid=&showViewpoints=1&colid=&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending
I’d hit it…
I returned mine after about a week of use.
@anto123 : i LOLed HARD at this review:
“At first, the vagina may be too small, but after a while you will find it suit your pennis. I enlarge the vagina by put it on a pole for several hours.”
@anto123: Oh wow. One guy says it feels as good, or better than the real thing, and another says he now uses it for a fore grip on his paintball marker.
$11.24’s a steal!
My favourite:
“After too much arguing with my girlfriend I decided to try out one of these items, and as it was my first one Ive used, I dont have much to compare it to, but it feels great, about as close to the real thing as it gets. It is starting to show some wear after a few uses, but thats to be expected. Great product.”
Who the fuck substitutes a real woman for a synthetic pussy?
Women are now obsolete.
@Alpha Harrison:
The same people who are shameless enough to actually buy this product AND WRITE A REVIEW for it.
@Sticky
Touché my friend, touché indeed…
I liked the review that said if you don’t clean out the cum it starts to smell like stinky fish. wow sir, wow.
@lucky_crunchy: lol ewww
Oh…did anyone email the guy w/ video?
I have some friends who have flesh lights and apparently enjoy them greatly. Two of these three men are perfectly capable of acquiring a woman in the traditional sense for a night or two, but, well, who wants to deal with the bullshit that accompanies the average woman? They apparently don’t.
No, seems they’d rather sit around and jerk off into torches…makes perfect sense…
@SonicX: One less freak in the gene pool. Have fun with your rubber bits.
The part that disturbs me out the most is the “13 used & new available from $9.99″ line…
It looks like a pig’s foot. I don’t wanna fuck no pig’s foot.
Wow. Seeing things like this make me happy and proud for not being THAT desperate, despite the sad state of my love life. Thanks, MCS!
Also, I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked it.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, it told me it’s name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and it said, “You know, I was the one masturbation toy with a vagina and an anus”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Baltimore.” and it laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize what it was until I got home and tried to look-up its catalog number on Amazon.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
@fracked again: Epic post.
i like the 7 new and used from 11.25