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Uh. How is this NSFW?
@Liam4Now
Seconded. Vote to keep this imageboard spears-free?
@Graceless:
Thirded.
@Sticky: Fouthded.
I just made an account (damn lurker) to fifth’d the motion of NO MORE.
@sws4420: It’s a pair of tits out on display. Just because there’s no nipples doesn’t mean it’s work safe.
These is still pretty hawt people.
I for one hope she downward spirals low enough to do Playboy or something.
SIXTHDED
STOP THIS ASSAULT ON MY EYEBALLS.
@frogurtx: no, i think you’re thinking of bargain bin porno, with such beauty titles as “Naughty Neighbors 10: Malibooty”, or “Useless Flaps of Skin 5: The Spears Years”.
This is my favourite Barbie so you can all shut up.
She’s the only Barbie that shaved her head and had Ken take away her money. What’s not to like.
I guess by that calculation I should also like Barbie Paris, but really, I prefer looking only at mammals.
@dieAntagonista: omg that’s poetic. The modern, socially-defunct Barbie, now with more Child Care Workers!!
Jem, Skipper and the lot of you “dolls”, take note immediately. This is how you do it.
@dieAntagonista:
I will not shut up my good madam. For you see, I have an opinion and I shall express it as I see fit. You are, however, welcome to disagree with it.
@dub_1211: Who is Jem and Skipper. Isn’t Skipper a dolphin?
Uh no, way to butcher my wonderful metaphor. Usually it’s Barbie who takes Ken’s stuff, and he’s the one who shaves his head (he would do it if he could).
That doesn’t mean I think that’s admirable, or that’s how it’s supposed to be. Just that I enjoy looking at it.
Hopefully this isn’t a preview of June’s theme day.
@Sticky: What is wrong with you today, Alex. First you say there can’t be any gay homophobes and now you’re taking me serious when I say shut up which was obviously just a joke.
Please, go refill your humour tanks and then maybe we can talk.
seriously*
I mean, no seriously. Alex, that was ridiculous. You know very well that I don’t want anyone to shut up.
@one: SHHHH!
DISGUSTING.
Less whores, more classy women with cleavage.
Fuck you, casemods. Go drown in a woman somewhere.
@dieAntagonista:
I pride myself on my deadpan delivery.
@Sticky: Shenanigans. You hardly ever do that. I don’t think that’s even possible through comments.
@casemods:
Don’t you fuck fat women?
I’m gonna be honest, I’d still fuck her. I’d consider wearing a body condom, but I’d still fuck her.
@dieAntagonista:
See? All the more effective when I DO give a deadpan delivery. Eh? EH?!
@dieAntagonista: who are Jem and Skipper? Obviously my dear you’re like 15 so I’ll let that one slide. Step out of the “i read Marx/Engels phase” and let go of the pretentiousness for like a second.
Your metaphor was good, I liked it, but upon further review it is quite fail. Just take the compliment and don’t be such a snob.
And “Flipper” is the dophin, Ms. Scholastic.
JFGI.
@dub_1211:
Uh what. I have never read any Marx or Engels. I am 20 and I read Goethe and Schiller.
Sorry that I don’t know who these obscure celebrities are, I don’t watch TV nor do I read any tabloids. And I was kidding about Skipper, but obviously you can’t handle a little bit of humour mister serious pants.
@dieAntagonista:
So it follows then that you’ve read Faust, the Holy Grail of Germanic literature?
@Sticky:
You know Faust. Ah bless you. I have this bad habit of automatically admiring people if they know Faust.
I have read Goethe’s Faust, Marlowe’s Faust, the original Faust, I have absorbed it all. It’s one of the best concepts I have ever read, it literally defines me. “Thirst for knowledge” and all that. And that’s not it, Goethe was the first man I had a crush on. Yeah I know he is dead.
@dub_1211:
Also, I’m not a snob for making jokes. You’re a snob for judging me by not knowing Jem and Skipper. Ass.
@dieAntagonista:
Touch of necrophilia there Maya? XD
@Sticky: Whoa, I like Goethe for his mind, not his rotten body. Pffft. Although he was a pimp.
And by the way, I got your postcard. I didn’t know witticism was a word.
@dieAntagonista: Jem and Skipper are also dolls in the “Barbie” line. I’m not 100% sure but I think it’s Barbie’s little sister and her boyfriend…or something like that.
@nyokki: Thank you, I was ready to implode because of curiosity.
dub_1211 you jerkface. So you were playing with Barbies yourself. Congratufuckinglations. You look real stupid now.
@dieAntagonista:
Yes. Witticism is indeed a word. I have two other K-State university postcards if you’re interested about a university that you’ve never heard of.
@Sticky: Hehe. Yeah and sorry I had no idea they kept them at the post office. It actually arrived on Monday, after the weekend you sent it. So in 3 days?
Oh sure, you can send me as many as you want. You still haven’t told me what you want.
@dieAntagonista:
YOUR UNDYING LOVE AND AFFECTION..I mean…erm…>_>”’
I’m sorry…but I would.
I would so in a heartbeat.
@Sticky: My undying love and affection? I’m going to have to use a bigger envelope for that though.
@greenie: That’s the way to go. I would too, if I were a man.
@dieAntagonista:
Okay. Then will you settle for being on AIM a lot over the summer?
nice but fake.
@z0mbi3: It’s no less work safe than Anne Hathaway, which was on the front page, but whatever. Perhaps it’s Spears herself that isn’t safe for work.
@sws4420: I agree, spears isn’t safe for anything…I think my computer now has a disease
i can’t believe she used to be hawt.
the worlds richest trailer trash.