NSFW – Jesus Christ it’s a lion…!

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    parasitegod
    Guest

    What has been seen.

    RSIxidor
    Guest

    @dieAntagonista:
    I don’t think the holy christ is actually fucking the lion. Its like he’s laying off to one side to help guide him.

    @Skulltimo:
    Anointed lion condoms.

    morpheus
    Guest

    That’s no good. Cats have those barbed penises.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    Where is Jesus’ lower body. Or is that a Jesus lion mutant having sex with Chuck Norris. It’s a Jesus lion mutant having sex with Chuck Norris, isn’t it.

    Skulltimo
    Guest

    What the fuck is this guy selling?

    tiki god
    Admin

    this is awesome.

    Lamb
    Guest

    I now Have a new swear: Jesus fucking lion fucking random guy!

    natedog
    Guest

    WAT

    kiltedforbes
    Guest

    Is this gay, I’m just not sure

    Khaft
    Guest

    I think Jesus accidently a lion….

    Senshi
    Guest
    Senshi

    God created the reach-around in his own image.

    MonkeyHitman
    Guest

    @RSIxidor: jesus hand is on the guy’s ass cheek

    RSIxidor
    Guest

    @ColombianMonkey:
    He’s guiding both of them, then. he’s probably got his other hand on the lions balls.

    @wartoaster:
    That is exactly what I first thought.

    wartoaster
    Guest
    wartoaster

    whats is this i dont even

    Queensly
    Guest
    Queensly

    Can Rule 34 even apply to this?

    nyoki
    Member

    @dieAntagonista: Exactly what I thought too. lol

    Paul_Is_Drunk
    Guest

    Wow. I wonder if he had to commission this.

    RSIxidor
    Guest

    @colonel-yum-yum:
    Well, yeah. Read the rule. Its pretty clear.

    RSIxidor
    Guest

    @dieAntagonista:
    But Jesus foot is clearly visible, so unless its a Sixtaur (yay, new word!) then I find this doubtful. If it was a mutant, then Jesus would be fucking him, as part of his mutant body.

    @Sticky:
    Thanks for the support, I hope you’ll go down to your local voting location come election day. “Jesus guiding a lion and man having sex” for governor of Texas!

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    @nyokki: That’s incredible. So that means I’m not a unique snowflake. At least my weird brain is similar to yours, I think I prefer that.

    @RSIxidor:

    That’s silly. Let’s review our interpretations, shall we.

    A Jesus lion mutant who is having sex with Chuck Norris.

    vs

    Jesus guiding a lion and a man who are having sex.

    And I never said Jesus is fucking the lion. I said it’s a Jesus lion mutant. Didn’t they teach you in school what a mutant is? Pah.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    Also, wow there are some amazing results if you google ‘what they didn’t teach you in school.’

    Puulaahi
    Guest

    And then the Romans nailed him to a cross.

    Sticky
    Guest

    The “Jesus guiding a lion and man having sex” seems most likely…but it’s still fucking weird.

    RSIxidor
    Guest

    @dieAntagonista:
    Chuck Norris is pretty powerful and all, but his leg can’t be that long. It would also make Jesus leg look kind of small, but he’s a part of God, so I can accept that.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    Whoa whoa whoa, I never said which one is more likely, I was talking about interpretations. You know interpretations don’t have to be true, right kids.

    @RSIxidor:

    That’s not Jesus’ foot, it’s Chuck Norris’ foot. Can’t you see, same boot.

    And if you’re talking about the dark thing, I regret to inform you that’s supposed to be the lion’s tail.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    Wait, it’s either the lion’s tail or leg. I think it’s the leg. What the fuck.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    Never mind. I took a closer look and you can see the lion’s legs close to Chuck’s penis. So the dark thing is indeed the tail and Jesus lower body is still missing.

    Sticky
    Guest

    @dieAntagonista:
    I said “seems the most likely” which leaves admittedly a lot of room for other interpretations.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    @Sticky: I didn’t say that it doesn’t? I said I was talking about interpretations, not likelihood.

    RSIxidor
    Guest

    @dieAntagonista:
    No, I meant that he is kneeling off to the side of the lion. Maybe.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    @RSIxidor:

    Chuck’s left leg is bent, while the other is stretched out. So wait, you think Jesus has no lower body, but legs? What. It’s the same boot, and the leg is the correct length for this to work. Proof:comment image

    Death_to_Dude
    Guest
    Death_to_Dude

    buttsex on buttsex action going on here!

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    @RSIxidor:

    That’s impossible, which you can clearly see in my highly professional analysis via the picture. His torso just starts disappearing. You can even see how the lines become less visible.

    This has gotten out of hand.

    Dreth
    Guest

    I think this is a failed Halloween costume, the front of the lion is rubber while the hind legs are really Jesus’.

    RSIxidor
    Guest

    @Dreth:
    This is the best thing that it could be, but its clear that he is not inside the lion.

    @dieAntagonista:
    I stand by the kneel.

    nos4raaa2
    Guest

    Jesus, a lion and Chuck Norris walk into a bar…..

    ……..The bartender says Oh Hell NO! I bet you can’t!!”

    Cue “Funky 70’s Porn Music”

    ……Jesus says “OK barkeep Pay UP! That’s a blow job for each of us! Told ya we could do it!”

    nyoki
    Member

    @kiltedforbes: If you have to ask, it is.

    @colonel-yum-yum: Rule 34 applies to everything. EVERYFUVKINGTHING!

    @dieAntagonista: This is what I got when I put “what they didn’t teach you in school.” WTF?

    @nos4raaa2: I missed something there. That made no sense.

    clicksip
    Guest

    I find it disturbing that someone actually took the time to draw something like this.

    del
    Guest

    That’s one heck of a Jesus-tumour that lion’s got.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Guest

    I’ll get behind jesus and fuck him.



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