What has been seen.

@dieAntagonista:
I don’t think the holy christ is actually fucking the lion. Its like he’s laying off to one side to help guide him.

@Skulltimo:
Anointed lion condoms.

That’s no good. Cats have those barbed penises.

Where is Jesus’ lower body. Or is that a Jesus lion mutant having sex with Chuck Norris. It’s a Jesus lion mutant having sex with Chuck Norris, isn’t it.

What the fuck is this guy selling?

I now Have a new swear: Jesus fucking lion fucking random guy!

WAT

Is this gay, I’m just not sure

I think Jesus accidently a lion….

God created the reach-around in his own image.

@RSIxidor: jesus hand is on the guy’s ass cheek

@ColombianMonkey:
He’s guiding both of them, then. he’s probably got his other hand on the lions balls.

@wartoaster:
That is exactly what I first thought.

whats is this i dont even

Can Rule 34 even apply to this?

Wow. I wonder if he had to commission this.

@colonel-yum-yum:
Well, yeah. Read the rule. Its pretty clear.

@dieAntagonista:
But Jesus foot is clearly visible, so unless its a Sixtaur (yay, new word!) then I find this doubtful. If it was a mutant, then Jesus would be fucking him, as part of his mutant body.

@Sticky:
Thanks for the support, I hope you’ll go down to your local voting location come election day. “Jesus guiding a lion and man having sex” for governor of Texas!

@nyokki: That’s incredible. So that means I’m not a unique snowflake. At least my weird brain is similar to yours, I think I prefer that.

@RSIxidor:

That’s silly. Let’s review our interpretations, shall we.

A Jesus lion mutant who is having sex with Chuck Norris.

vs

Jesus guiding a lion and a man who are having sex.

And I never said Jesus is fucking the lion. I said it’s a Jesus lion mutant. Didn’t they teach you in school what a mutant is? Pah.

Also, wow there are some amazing results if you google ‘what they didn’t teach you in school.’

And then the Romans nailed him to a cross.

The “Jesus guiding a lion and man having sex” seems most likely…but it’s still fucking weird.

@dieAntagonista:
Chuck Norris is pretty powerful and all, but his leg can’t be that long. It would also make Jesus leg look kind of small, but he’s a part of God, so I can accept that.

Whoa whoa whoa, I never said which one is more likely, I was talking about interpretations. You know interpretations don’t have to be true, right kids.

@RSIxidor:

That’s not Jesus’ foot, it’s Chuck Norris’ foot. Can’t you see, same boot.

And if you’re talking about the dark thing, I regret to inform you that’s supposed to be the lion’s tail.

Wait, it’s either the lion’s tail or leg. I think it’s the leg. What the fuck.

Never mind. I took a closer look and you can see the lion’s legs close to Chuck’s penis. So the dark thing is indeed the tail and Jesus lower body is still missing.

@dieAntagonista:
I said “seems the most likely” which leaves admittedly a lot of room for other interpretations.

@Sticky: I didn’t say that it doesn’t? I said I was talking about interpretations, not likelihood.

@dieAntagonista:
No, I meant that he is kneeling off to the side of the lion. Maybe.

@RSIxidor:

Chuck’s left leg is bent, while the other is stretched out. So wait, you think Jesus has no lower body, but legs? What. It’s the same boot, and the leg is the correct length for this to work. Proof:

buttsex on buttsex action going on here!

@RSIxidor:

That’s impossible, which you can clearly see in my highly professional analysis via the picture. His torso just starts disappearing. You can even see how the lines become less visible.

This has gotten out of hand.

I think this is a failed Halloween costume, the front of the lion is rubber while the hind legs are really Jesus’.

@Dreth:
This is the best thing that it could be, but its clear that he is not inside the lion.

@dieAntagonista:
I stand by the kneel.

Jesus, a lion and Chuck Norris walk into a bar…..

……..The bartender says Oh Hell NO! I bet you can’t!!”

Cue “Funky 70’s Porn Music”

……Jesus says “OK barkeep Pay UP! That’s a blow job for each of us! Told ya we could do it!”

I find it disturbing that someone actually took the time to draw something like this.

That’s one heck of a Jesus-tumour that lion’s got.

I’ll get behind jesus and fuck him.