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NSFW – Jesus Christ it’s a lion…!
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May 18, 2009 at 8:13 am
What has been seen.
May 18, 2009 at 9:18 am
@dieAntagonista:
I don’t think the holy christ is actually fucking the lion. Its like he’s laying off to one side to help guide him.
@Skulltimo:
Anointed lion condoms.
May 18, 2009 at 8:19 am
That’s no good. Cats have those barbed penises.
May 18, 2009 at 8:21 am
Where is Jesus’ lower body. Or is that a Jesus lion mutant having sex with Chuck Norris. It’s a Jesus lion mutant having sex with Chuck Norris, isn’t it.
May 18, 2009 at 8:21 am
What the fuck is this guy selling?
May 18, 2009 at 8:33 am
this is awesome.
May 18, 2009 at 8:40 am
I now Have a new swear: Jesus fucking lion fucking random guy!
May 18, 2009 at 8:44 am
WAT
May 18, 2009 at 9:29 am
Is this gay, I’m just not sure
May 18, 2009 at 10:00 am
I think Jesus accidently a lion….
May 18, 2009 at 10:26 am
God created the reach-around in his own image.
May 18, 2009 at 11:56 am
@RSIxidor: jesus hand is on the guy’s ass cheek
May 18, 2009 at 12:06 pm
@ColombianMonkey:
He’s guiding both of them, then. he’s probably got his other hand on the lions balls.
@wartoaster:
That is exactly what I first thought.
May 18, 2009 at 11:32 am
whats is this i dont even
May 18, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Can Rule 34 even apply to this?
May 18, 2009 at 11:42 am
@dieAntagonista: Exactly what I thought too. lol
May 18, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I wouldn’t have even have saved this pic, if it hadn’t been for the look on the guy’s face.
May 18, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Wow. I wonder if he had to commission this.
May 18, 2009 at 2:25 pm
@colonel-yum-yum:
Well, yeah. Read the rule. Its pretty clear.
May 18, 2009 at 3:19 pm
@dieAntagonista:
But Jesus foot is clearly visible, so unless its a Sixtaur (yay, new word!) then I find this doubtful. If it was a mutant, then Jesus would be fucking him, as part of his mutant body.
@Sticky:
Thanks for the support, I hope you’ll go down to your local voting location come election day. “Jesus guiding a lion and man having sex” for governor of Texas!
May 18, 2009 at 2:40 pm
@nyokki: That’s incredible. So that means I’m not a unique snowflake. At least my weird brain is similar to yours, I think I prefer that.
@RSIxidor:
That’s silly. Let’s review our interpretations, shall we.
A Jesus lion mutant who is having sex with Chuck Norris.
vs
Jesus guiding a lion and a man who are having sex.
And I never said Jesus is fucking the lion. I said it’s a Jesus lion mutant. Didn’t they teach you in school what a mutant is? Pah.
May 18, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Also, wow there are some amazing results if you google ‘what they didn’t teach you in school.’
May 18, 2009 at 2:49 pm
And then the Romans nailed him to a cross.
May 18, 2009 at 3:12 pm
The “Jesus guiding a lion and man having sex” seems most likely…but it’s still fucking weird.
May 18, 2009 at 4:22 pm
@dieAntagonista:
Chuck Norris is pretty powerful and all, but his leg can’t be that long. It would also make Jesus leg look kind of small, but he’s a part of God, so I can accept that.
May 18, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Whoa whoa whoa, I never said which one is more likely, I was talking about interpretations. You know interpretations don’t have to be true, right kids.
@RSIxidor:
That’s not Jesus’ foot, it’s Chuck Norris’ foot. Can’t you see, same boot.
And if you’re talking about the dark thing, I regret to inform you that’s supposed to be the lion’s tail.
May 18, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Wait, it’s either the lion’s tail or leg. I think it’s the leg. What the fuck.
May 18, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Never mind. I took a closer look and you can see the lion’s legs close to Chuck’s penis. So the dark thing is indeed the tail and Jesus lower body is still missing.
May 18, 2009 at 3:53 pm
@dieAntagonista:
I said “seems the most likely” which leaves admittedly a lot of room for other interpretations.
May 18, 2009 at 4:05 pm
@Sticky: I didn’t say that it doesn’t? I said I was talking about interpretations, not likelihood.
May 18, 2009 at 5:21 pm
@dieAntagonista:
No, I meant that he is kneeling off to the side of the lion. Maybe.
May 18, 2009 at 4:41 pm
@RSIxidor:
Chuck’s left leg is bent, while the other is stretched out. So wait, you think Jesus has no lower body, but legs? What. It’s the same boot, and the leg is the correct length for this to work. Proof: i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll46/Panopticism/j.jpg
May 18, 2009 at 5:17 pm
buttsex on buttsex action going on here!
May 18, 2009 at 5:35 pm
@RSIxidor:
That’s impossible, which you can clearly see in my highly professional analysis via the picture. His torso just starts disappearing. You can even see how the lines become less visible.
This has gotten out of hand.
May 18, 2009 at 5:55 pm
I think this is a failed Halloween costume, the front of the lion is rubber while the hind legs are really Jesus’.
May 19, 2009 at 1:51 pm
@Dreth:
This is the best thing that it could be, but its clear that he is not inside the lion.
@dieAntagonista:
I stand by the kneel.
May 19, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Jesus, a lion and Chuck Norris walk into a bar…..
……..The bartender says Oh Hell NO! I bet you can’t!!”
Cue “Funky 70’s Porn Music”
……Jesus says “OK barkeep Pay UP! That’s a blow job for each of us! Told ya we could do it!”
May 19, 2009 at 11:28 pm
@kiltedforbes: If you have to ask, it is.
@colonel-yum-yum: Rule 34 applies to everything. EVERYFUVKINGTHING!
@dieAntagonista: This is what I got when I put “what they didn’t teach you in school.” WTF?
@nos4raaa2: I missed something there. That made no sense.
May 20, 2009 at 3:13 am
I find it disturbing that someone actually took the time to draw something like this.
November 23, 2009 at 2:33 pm
That’s one heck of a Jesus-tumour that lion’s got.
November 25, 2009 at 7:21 pm
I’ll get behind jesus and fuck him.