sex pics… and then…. zzzzzz

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the other night i got all these pix messages from this girl and then she immediately proceeded to fall asleep. then she quit talking to me. now i guess this is the part where i post them on the internet and hope they get spread to all 7 continents by monday.


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    Snarky Parker
    Guest

    …what’s sexy about a rounded toothbrush?

    Doctor Thompson
    Guest

    Its a fucking nice toothbrush.

    ohmybob
    Guest

    Oh man look at that mouthwash. I just came.

    aarpie
    Guest

    gah, the tooth brush and mouthwash do nothing for me.

    But that SHOWER CURTAIN!

    Pants
    Guest

    christ, i bet that shower curtain doesnt let ANY water out. fuck man

    natedog
    Guest

    I say you’re lucky.

    Those eybrows look like an STD

    The Matrix: Rebooted
    Guest
    The Matrix: Rebooted

    truth

    tiki god
    Admin

    I believe that your estimation of STDs is way off. if you think that eyebrows are any indication or STDness than you likely already have AIDS.

    Do I take advice from people that have AIDs?
    no.

    you’re an idiots.

    go diaf please.

    Dreth
    Guest

    Forget the toothbrush, I want that Listerine bottle NAO!

    Sticky
    Guest

    OMG dude I totally have a Listerine bottle that looks EXACTLY the same, only it’s even bigger!

    Dreth
    Guest

    You better not tease me with Listerine, boi.

    elzarcothepale
    Guest

    fuck all that noise-
    is that a foaming soap dispenser?!
    aw, damnit-
    nope,
    just some fucking lotion.

    Billy Manic
    Guest

    Excuse me miss, gtfo, we’re trying to look at the bathroom.

    WistfulD
    Member

    I wish my bathroom was routinely this clean, but sadly no part of my house is immune to The Shedding!

    nyoki
    Member

    That is a sexy doorknob…

    Doctor Thompson
    Guest

    HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP. Has no one taken the time to check out that sexy ass water bottle? That shit is poland fucking springs.

    ytsejam6922
    Guest

    Is that all she gave you? that sucks. I’d have at least hoped for a full frontal shot.

    cm3ars
    Guest

    holy shit, i need shelves like those in my bathroom closet!

    janits
    Guest

    …so no one else is gonna point out the serious party foul here?
    You were given a beautiful, fap-worthy promise of future sex, and you squandered it, sir.

    deleted_user
    Guest

    She didn’t fall asleep. She figured out she sent them to that creepy guy she uses to get things.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    If LukeV1-5 were here he would say something really funny and scandalous.

    dogsurfer
    Guest

    She never replied because the pictures were sent by Norman Bates.

    garbledxmission
    Guest
    garbledxmission

    Nice body, too bad she’s got the face of a 1950’s era teamster.
    She knows where Jimmy Hoffa is.

    turkey2u
    Guest

    OOOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGG!!!!

    On the last pic of her…
    What is that comming out of her butt-hole?

    Did she just shat a little bit?

    manwith2brains
    Guest
    manwith2brains

    ITS A TRAP!

    eddge
    Guest

    I have that toothbrush.

    Tattooed Blondie
    Guest

    She “fell asleep” because “she” was actually a “he”, who apparently ran out of pics he stole from another chat room. Maybe when you sent pics of yourself he didn’t think you were hot enough to wank to, so he went on his merry way. Girls with racks like that don’t need attention from guys online. Just bein honest, man.

    elzarcothepale
    Guest

    in that same spirit of honesty:
    though that’s a valid theory,
    your statement completely ignores the concept of the camwhore.
    If your name is to be believed, you must know as a female- that a good body does not equal good self esteem.

    lucky_crunchy
    Guest

    Considering I’m the ex gf of the guy who posted this…I am going to throw out a big fucking LOL. I literally laughed out loud.

    Deleted_User
    Guest

    considering i’m your ex bf i am literal lolling that you were trolling me 4 months after i broke up with you

    LULZ

    Schatze
    Guest
    Schatze

    Is that a military dorm? Looks just like the bathrooms at our last base dorm rooms.



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