the other night i got all these pix messages from this girl and then she immediately proceeded to fall asleep. then she quit talking to me. now i guess this is the part where i post them on the internet and hope they get spread to all 7 continents by monday.
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…what’s sexy about a rounded toothbrush?
Its a fucking nice toothbrush.
Oh man look at that mouthwash. I just came.
gah, the tooth brush and mouthwash do nothing for me.
But that SHOWER CURTAIN!
christ, i bet that shower curtain doesnt let ANY water out. fuck man
I say you’re lucky.
Those eybrows look like an STD
truth
I believe that your estimation of STDs is way off. if you think that eyebrows are any indication or STDness than you likely already have AIDS.
Do I take advice from people that have AIDs?
no.
you’re an idiots.
go diaf please.
Forget the toothbrush, I want that Listerine bottle NAO!
OMG dude I totally have a Listerine bottle that looks EXACTLY the same, only it’s even bigger!
You better not tease me with Listerine, boi.
fuck all that noise-
is that a foaming soap dispenser?!
aw, damnit-
nope,
just some fucking lotion.
I wish my bathroom was routinely this clean, but sadly no part of my house is immune to The Shedding!
That is a sexy doorknob…
Excuse me miss, gtfo, we’re trying to look at the bathroom.
HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP. Has no one taken the time to check out that sexy ass water bottle? That shit is poland fucking springs.
Is that all she gave you? that sucks. I’d have at least hoped for a full frontal shot.
holy shit, i need shelves like those in my bathroom closet!
…so no one else is gonna point out the serious party foul here?
You were given a beautiful, fap-worthy promise of future sex, and you squandered it, sir.
She didn’t fall asleep. She figured out she sent them to that creepy guy she uses to get things.
If LukeV1-5 were here he would say something really funny and scandalous.
She never replied because the pictures were sent by Norman Bates.
Nice body, too bad she’s got the face of a 1950’s era teamster.
She knows where Jimmy Hoffa is.
OOOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGG!!!!
On the last pic of her…
What is that comming out of her butt-hole?
Did she just shat a little bit?
ITS A TRAP!
I have that toothbrush.
She “fell asleep” because “she” was actually a “he”, who apparently ran out of pics he stole from another chat room. Maybe when you sent pics of yourself he didn’t think you were hot enough to wank to, so he went on his merry way. Girls with racks like that don’t need attention from guys online. Just bein honest, man.
in that same spirit of honesty:
though that’s a valid theory,
your statement completely ignores the concept of the camwhore.
If your name is to be believed, you must know as a female- that a good body does not equal good self esteem.
Considering I’m the ex gf of the guy who posted this…I am going to throw out a big fucking LOL. I literally laughed out loud.