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    Ben1605
    Guest

    “Updated by popular request… Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.”

    Authentic experience?! Is this product aimed at necrophilliacs?

    Kishi
    Guest

    It’s aimed at morons who want to be fucked by Edward Cullen’s frozen, bloodless dick.

    I’m in favor of this, as it should keep them from breeding.

    tiki god
    Admin

    I read that as “should keep them bleeding” and I was like, wtf.

    anyways, I have one on preorder.

    RSIxidor
    Guest

    I also thought he said bleeding but did not preorder. Preorders are scary. I don’t like to commit.

    userwhat
    Guest

    well it is called “The Vamp”

    or maybe some chicks just like to get cold-cocked.

    jediadept
    Member

    lololsnortlolol!

    peatpunk
    Guest

    I would gladly buy this and stick it in my ass if it didn’t have such a gay name….

    nyoki
    Member

    i c wat u did ther and lol’d.

    BTW, I hit a shitty pizzeria in Huguenot, thin crispy crust was an understatement, though the cafe was nice.

    peatpunk
    Guest

    yea, lots of shitty pizza on the isle. You have to weed through the masses. Brothers Pizza, Lee’s Tavern, Deninos, Barios. Probably others, but those are some of my favorites.

    nyoki
    Member

    No Nunzio’s?

    Brushaway
    Guest

    everyone knows vampirecocks are pointy, this is ridicol…um…



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