Vacuum Love

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I expect witty humor for this one!

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    7 Responses to Vacuum Love

    1. @Demon–submit something worthy of witty humor. What is there for us to be witty about? A cross reference of vacuum ‘suction’ and a women giving good oral having good ‘suction?’ References to a woman belonging in the kitchen/doing housework? A witty reparte about a woman who lets the household chores get out of control until they “get on top of her?” I mean seriously! Let’s take the penultimate example of someone being given worthless material and making something interesting out of it: Mystery Science Theater 3000. Like them or hate them, they took terrible movies and made something out of them that was at least “interesting.” (If you don’t agree on that, we have nothing more to say to each other). Did they make the claim that they could make any film interesting? Hell, fucking NO! They picked and chose, from hundreds of B level movies from anywhere in the world. To pick up failed ideas that somehow got onto film but made little or no traction in the theaters, or they grabbed bizarre culturally specific films that made no sense elsewhere (like Jack Frost, the classic Russian fairy tale brought to life, but to anyone else looks like a 1/10th budget Wizard of Oz ripoff with unintentionally comedic overtones). Unintentionally funny is a key word for the use of wit.

      This picture, by itself, has no value. It has no context, no point of reference, and no prominent social issue that is undeniable associated with this picture, that it has any relivance to anything anyone could possibly gleen from this picture, that could be used for witty commentary.

      IT’S A (neither beautiful or ugly) WOMEN HOLDING A VACUUM CLEANER (a device which could relate to any number of prominent social discussions, none of which are alluded to here) OVER HER BODY (which could have any number of meanings, often related to sex, control, gender, or responsibility, none of which are referenced here), FOR UNKNOWN REASONS.

      Now stop trying to pretend to have come up with something conversational. You just found a picture, submitted it, and made the false premise that other people should be able to find something relevant about it, when you clearly had jack-all-shit in the realm of relevance to say about it. You have been exposed as the emperor who has no clothes. Now come up with something anyone cares about, or go to bed.

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    2. Way to overthink and buzzkill a pic of a woman looking like she`s having sex with a Hoover.
      You think too hard. Relax.

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    3. I was going to say something like, “When the director asked if she liked a lot of hose and wasn’t turned off by a dirty bag, this wasn’t what she had in mind…” but after WistfulD’s tirade, I decided not to.

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