Twilight Dildo

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“Updated by popular request… Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.”

The reviews are interesting.


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    Queensly
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    Queensly

    Dear God no!

    sleepyjoe256
    Guest
    sleepyjoe256

    Those reviews are fucking hilarious.

    aarpie
    Guest

    oh my god, I seriously hope that most of those reviews are people dogging on twilight twits. Because otherwise? *shudders*

    Weird ass shit.

    nyoki
    Member

    Robyn 01/25/2010
    What I really wanted was an ice-cold penis in my needy vag, so I put it in the fridge. I put it in the fridge, and it froze to my labia for an hour. Mind you, I came like a geiser, but it was very awkward to explain to my dog.

    wut?

    Sticky
    Guest

    I lol’d.

    didyimis
    Guest

    reviews are a must read. f’n hilarious!

    dtepes
    Guest

    Better this than them breeding, that’s what I always say.

    Of course, that’s what people say about me and the internet but screw them, you still love me don’t you?

    Sticky
    Guest

    What you are implying is that anybody WANTS to breed with the typical Twilight fan, and that is a negatory.

    dtepes
    Guest

    There is a tiny chance they could accidently breed with each other. Only one of the couple would survive the mating though as for it to work the guy would have to be suffering hypothermia.

    Brushaway
    Guest

    wouldnt a vampire penis just be like, room temperature? they just have no bodyheat, right? so they’d be whatever temperature the environment they are in is.
    so actually this is a Mr. Freeze dildo.
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I
    FROSTY!

    Tyger42
    Guest

    Having to admit that I know more about Twilight than I should….

    ….the vampires in Twilight are often described as being -cold- to the touch.

    Majestic12
    Guest
    Majestic12

    Could that just be a reaction to the expectation of body heat? Or could it be a perceived difference of heat–touch anything at room temperature and it feels slightly cooler. If room temp is chilly enough (60 or below perhaps?) then it will indeed feel cold to the touch.

    Friction though… Friction and conduction should solve some of this frigid frolicking.

    Kendo Bunny
    Guest
    Kendo Bunny

    SMeyer just fails science now and forever. She thinks the vampires should be cold, because dead things are cold, right? They can sparkle in the sunlight because she’s seen sparkly things that were not entirely solid and unable to move, and they can have smooth skin and have faceted “cells” at the same time because they’re like stone! Either she needs to read a basic 9th grade Earth Science text, or she needs to release a statement going ‘I was wrong, okay? It’s goddamn magic! Everything works because it’s goddamn magic!’ Magic also explains why no one has shot Edward… Read more »



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