Neptune Driving a Sea Chariot

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Neptune Driving a Sea Chariot is a Roman mosaic from the 4th century, made of limestone, and blue and green glass, measuring 161×189 centimeters.


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    natedog
    Guest

    i guess the water is cold

    BowToMe
    Guest
    BowToMe

    Apparently, the mosaic may be 161×189 centimeters, but his dong is being measure in the millimeters.

    fracked again
    Guest

    It makes the person who paid for the art feel better about themselves, and they probably hope to convince their women that they have dicks bigger than the gods themselves.

    WistfulD
    Member

    At the time, painting really big dicks was considered ‘uncouth’ or ‘gauche.’ Drawing tiny, in-erect penises was considered more ‘appropriate.’ Much like our time, the Greeks had a ‘puritanical’ phase.

    moutarde
    Guest

    this! yes! yes! the greeks believed in moderacy and balance in their sculpture or other forms of art. displaying erect penises illustrated too many uncontrollable actions, and consequentially meant that the man in question was not an ideal greek. tiny, flaccid penises were believed to demonstrate men with self-control, high morals and levelheadedness. a.k.a the more desired type of man in greek societal thought. apollo is most often depicted with a super small pener because he encompassed these ideals. he also didn’t have very much luck with the ladies in many myths. lol irony. satyrs almost always had boners. so… Read more »

    Think Tank
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    Think Tank

    This is Neptune the Roman god… does the dick philosophy still apply? Also, I was going to disagree because I always thought Poseidon was the proud owner of quite a giant one-eyed monster, but it turns out that was just Polyphemus…

    Gilly
    Guest

    doods
    This is depicting a fukken deity
    those things are huge
    but still have to be able to fuque little mortal women

    so its tremendously big men with slightly bigger than average members
    Really, it’s all relative

    RSIxidor
    Guest

    I think the gods were typically accepted as having morphing abilities, or to exist in the mortal realm in a different form.

    Halon50
    Guest

    You know what they say about men who have to carry big spears …

    Soup
    Guest
    Soup

    Ok, I get the seahorses. But what the hell is with the chicken fish?



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