Neptune Driving a Sea Chariot

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Neptune Driving a Sea Chariot is a Roman mosaic from the 4th century, made of limestone, and blue and green glass, measuring 161×189 centimeters.

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      • Apparently, the mosaic may be 161×189 centimeters, but his dong is being measure in the millimeters.

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      • At the time, painting really big dicks was considered ‘uncouth’ or ‘gauche.’ Drawing tiny, in-erect penises was considered more ‘appropriate.’ Much like our time, the Greeks had a ‘puritanical’ phase.

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        • this! yes! yes!

          the greeks believed in moderacy and balance in their sculpture or other forms of art. displaying erect penises illustrated too many uncontrollable actions, and consequentially meant that the man in question was not an ideal greek. tiny, flaccid penises were believed to demonstrate men with self-control, high morals and levelheadedness. a.k.a the more desired type of man in greek societal thought. apollo is most often depicted with a super small pener because he encompassed these ideals. he also didn’t have very much luck with the ladies in many myths. lol irony.
          satyrs almost always had boners. so did slaves or other “non-greeks.”

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          • This is Neptune the Roman god… does the dick philosophy still apply? Also, I was going to disagree because I always thought Poseidon was the proud owner of quite a giant one-eyed monster, but it turns out that was just Polyphemus…

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    1. doods
      This is depicting a fukken deity
      those things are huge
      but still have to be able to fuque little mortal women

      so its tremendously big men with slightly bigger than average members
      Really, it’s all relative

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    2. You know what they say about men who have to carry big spears …

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    3. Ok, I get the seahorses. But what the hell is with the chicken fish?

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