this is a common misconception with smallfags. having a ginormous cock is not really that hard to live with. you just have to sheathe it right. I like to keep a little blonde female midge. in my pants to maintain control of the beast as I go through my day.
March 14, 2010 at 3:02 pm
That’s quite the schlong indeed.
March 14, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Seriously, I bet he hates how big and long it is and it probably gets in the way.
A big penis is only good for porn/sex.
Everyday activities – even walking – are probably a pain.
March 14, 2010 at 5:18 pm
this is a common misconception with smallfags. having a ginormous cock is not really that hard to live with. you just have to sheathe it right. I like to keep a little blonde female midge. in my pants to maintain control of the beast as I go through my day.
March 14, 2010 at 4:17 pm
I bet he sits on it every time he sits down.
March 14, 2010 at 4:50 pm
That just doesn’t look right. Every guy I know w/ a larger than average schlong lays it to one side or the other up against his leg.
March 14, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Every time I see the title of this post, I read it as Princess Schlong and assume that Atkinson submitted it.
March 15, 2010 at 3:48 am
Oh my virgin eyes.
March 15, 2010 at 7:02 am
“Go fuck yourself!”
“I already am.”