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    1. If that isn’t the biggest motivation to lose weight I don’t know what is.

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    2. hell, no wonder he’s so fat.

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    3. So this middle eastern dude is walking through the desert one morning, angrily sorting out his thoughts about the performance of his current wives, including the new bride he acquired a mere week prior. As he debates with himself on how to advance his criteria for his next wife, he fails to pay enough attention to his steps, and he trips on an object protruding from the sand. Curious, he digs around it, not to find a rock or debris, but an ancient looking lamp. Still distracted, he brushes of the sand and begins to rub away some of the weathering on the surface. A moment later, he feels a sharp, but painless shock, a bright flash of light, and a tall, strange being appears before him.

      “I am a Djinn. You have freed me from my imprisonment, and as such, I shall offer you a wish,” claims the being.

      The man’s thoughts return to the matter that disturbed him all through the past week and this very morning, and he quickly blurts, “I wish to receive deep-throat fellatio, from all of my wives, every time I demand fellatio from them!”

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    4. But I bet the ladies appreciate the manscaping. That would certainly make up for the doughy pig wattle he’s rocking.

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    5. Woah! He must have the most AWESOME Hummer ever Built!

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