John Lithgow as the Trinity Killer

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I swear to god I remember seeing him on Sesame Street when I was a kid… seeing his naked ass and hearing him call his wife a cunt opened up a lot of old wounds… and made me lol hard.

If you didn’t get the last one… yes, early in his career he covered a children’s song called “Singin’ in the Bathtub”… I wonder if he knew the irony when he took the role as Trinity?

  • Vostroyan девочка

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    Get out there and make it look good.

    Junk Food America

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    Asians (NSFW)

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    The Japanese Horrors of Pornography: Hypertrophy Genitals Girl

    4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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    Thanks the Nyokki link in her comment at “Welcome to M[c]S 2010” post, i bring you all the Horror: Hypertrophy Genitals Girl.
    The japanese proves that humanity will not be forgiven at the armageddon!
    This is only the DVD cover, if you really wanna rock, see the link’s video montage.

    Article & Video:
    www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/hypertrophy-giant-futa.php

    Site’s movie review:

    Hypertrophy Genitals Girl
    Thursday, December 17, 2009 Update by Zack “Geist Editor” Parsons

    At a Glance: Japanese gore and porn director Noboru Iguchi, best known for his films The Machine Girl and The Neighbor’s Sister Has F-Cup, has tackled the daring subject of futanari. Dickgirls. Giant dickgirls. Massive genitals collide in this fluid-drenched epic.

    Nation of Origin: Japan.
    Languages: Japanese, electro penis futa telepathy.
    Sexual Content: Heavily-but-not-heavily-enough censored gigantic genital prosthetics, including a horrifying mega vagina that resembles a blurry portal into a dimension made of meat and fake beards.
    Available From: Jlist and your darkest nightmares about sexual inadequacy.

    You know the old romantic story: schoolgirl grows a four-foot penis, schoolgirl’s friend grows a giant vagina, both of them explode in volcano of bodily fluids. It’s the same tale of love and loss that has been repeating for generations.

    Japanese gore director Noboru Iguchi, best known for 2008’s blood-buckets action schoolgirl film The Machine Girl, has decided to combine this timeless tale with his love for ridiculous prosthetics and spraying bodily fluids. The result is Hypertrophy Genitals Girl (HGG for short), a film that brings to life thousands of “futa” (dickgirl) comics and anime. It is a film sure to thrill anyone who has ever wanted to witness a schoolgirl having trouble walking through a door because her penis is too gigantic.

    Our story begins with schoolgirl Tsubomi and her schoolgirl friend witnessing the arrival of a poorly-animated flying saucer. A purple beam disgorges a smiling man with a silver penis for a head. He immediately runs away. The girls do what any schoolgirl would do after witnessing the arrival of a mysterious alien: they chase him behind a tree. The sprightly silver alien surrenders himself, only to suddenly punch both girls in the stomach. While they are incapacitated, the alien zaps them with energy beams from his silver penis head.

    The girls awake separated from one another. Tsubomi discovers, much to her surprise, that she has grown a giant penis while unconscious. She’s not really sure what to do with her new immense wiener, but before she can make an escape she is accosted by a gang of three thugs, or what Japanese people consider to be thugs and are pretty much nerdy guys with beards. These guys are real bad customers and might be Yakuza or something they’re so tough. They do what Japanese street gangs of tough dudes looking for trouble do and grab Tsubomi and start messing around with her giant penis.

    Tsubomi knocks these chode-chasing cretins aside and finally flees, but she soon learns the true peril of having a giant wiener. It grows to several feet in length in excitement! Frustrated Tsubomi rains punches on her traitor glans, but she remembers from her schoolgirl training manual that the only way to shrink a dink is to make its nards barf.

    She flees to a private dojo where she practices every technique imaginable with her newly minted Brobdingnagian bro-stick. Eventually she bats it around and licks it enough to make it blast rainbows of rude juice on her face. She rolls around in her futa brew like a rude little pig before hearing someone approaching and scurrying into a closet with a handful of athletic clothes.

    Meanwhile, Tsubomi’s gal pal is suffering from a similar fate: she has grown a giant vagina. This immense aperture resembles the stump of a severed leg surrounded by hair, with a dangling (and frequently smacked) clit the size and shape of a 40mm grenade. Giant Vagina tries to escape, but, like Tsubomi, finds herself face-to-yawning-raw-hairy-megagina with a gang of thugs about as intimidating as a basket full of babies. Undeterred by Giant VJ’s lack of their usual quarry (monster dick and balls), the totally way-tough street gang molests her.

    Tsubomi, meanwhile, has problems of her own. The creepy family living in her jack shack have stumbled upon her hidey hole. To make matters worse she has grown giant breasts! They tie her up with ropes and mess around with her. It’s the longest sex scene in the movie, and actually boring because people are having real sex.

    Real wieners? How pedestrian! I think we’ve evolved far beyond real wieners.

    Giant VJ has been captured by a perverted scientist and the silver penis alien from the beginning. They strap her to a table and molest her with a couple those back massagers women are never fooling anyone with when they buy them at Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

    At one point the scientist sticks most of an arm in her huge vagina. Silver alien dude also sticks his head in there briefly. Giant VJ enjoys the process so much that she kills both men with her sexual energy or something. They are at the very least knocked out.

    Giant VJ flees and on her run through the quiet Japanese town she encounters the similarly-escaping Tsubomi. They escape to a white room and compare giant genitals. Suitably impressed, they decide
    that there is such a thing as a perfect match and go about doing what only a giant futa schoolgirl and a girl with a giant vagina can do.

    I won’t spoil the very surprise twist for you (it’s spoiled in the montage video at the bottom) but let’s just say it has a very happy ending.

    The Horror: The giant penis is funny more than anything, but the giant vagina is disgusting. It probably wouldn’t be so bad without the blur, but with the blur your imagination is left to picture something out of a medical textbook about caver diseases.

    Bottom Line: The horror of this film is undeniable, but mostly intentional. I don’t really like Iguchi’s non-porn movies, but I give him enough credit to believe he realized this film is going to gross out roughly 95% of the possible audience. If anything, he seems to enjoy the grotesquery, lavishing characters in fluid baths that World’s Greatest Squirt Orgy, Part 19 could only dream about. Yeah, HGG is really gross, but it’s the sort of gross you’ve gotta see, man.

    “Fortunately,” you can experience some of the magic yourself with this disturbingly NOT WORK SAFE video montage.

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  • Son.

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    Susan Coffey

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    Coffey like coffee

    More Dunes

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    Bar Refaeli

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    One beautiful Isreali woman.

    Diablo II

    6 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5 (6 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5)
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    OH MY FUCKING GOD!
    It’s Diablo!