Robert Pattinson hates vagina

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Robert “Vampire Sparkles” Pattinson

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.” — Details Magazine

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    Luke Magnifico

    Hahahahahah

    I love “Thank god I was hungover”.

    Puulaahi

    So much vagina wasted on that guy. These are sad times.

    Adrian

    so… he’s gay, but he has to pose for a heterosexually oriented photo shoot?

    Sarcastastic

    I don’t really have a problem with him that much. He seems kinda funny and jokes about the whole thing. Also he hates Twilight as much as the next sane person. All the power to him.

    DullMentalRacket

    I just discovered he was british last night. Some how that made him much more appealing.

    KommissarKvC

    makes sense,
    most british actors are faggots
    hence why real actors from that area come from Scotland and Ireland
    one heterosexual Sean Connery from Scotland is better than everything faggy britain has

    Belbo

    i hope you get tag teamed by captain picard and gandalf the gray

    ack

    If he is going to get it “family style” you might as well toss Christopher Lee in there.

    Monkey770

    Jean-Luc Picard loves the pussy and would never tag team you.

    Belbo

    He would do it for vengeance!

    ack

    I am willing to bet he said Orangina and not vagina.

    Nobody hates vagina. It’s just not possible.

    figosound

    lol

    zipfer

    Twilight is an abomination but hey I would be in it if I got that much pussy and money for it. Lets face it; I would be in it if I got just a small amount of pussy and no money.

    IrishCoffee77

    This is the argument I had with my Twilight addicted girlfriend (she’s 34 fer chrissakes!): Me: He hates vagina?!? Oh then he’s gay. Her: No, it’s just he had been in a long photo shoot with naked women and he was “sick of vagina.” Me: There is no such thing as “sick of Vagina” in the hetero world. I could be at three week all naked woman shoot, and come home and I’d still try to immediately get you and our hot divorcee neighbor into a three way with me. Her: I hate you. Yeah Twilight dude is gay. And… Read more »