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I actually came up with a brilliant way to end all wars but I forgot and ate a bag of Cheetos instead


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    The Matrix: Rebooted

    I remember my brilliant plans. The last good one was: greed is just a mental illness, like depression or ADHD or bipolar. And like those conditions, we could probably come up with drug that would cure it. Then we could require that all elected leaders take this drug to cure themselves of greed, so you chemically know that they’re acting out of true concern for the welfare the nation. Since the root cause of war is greed, all war will end. QED.

    natedog

    The point is, reboot, that greed — for lack of a better word — is good.

    Greed is right.

    Greed works.

    Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

    Greed, in all of its forms — greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge — has marked the upward surge of mankind.

    And greed — you mark my words — will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.

    Thank you very much.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    You’re quoting the villain from a cheesy ’80s movie? Then let me introduce you to my backup plan for world peace: KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!

    natedog

    well, you’re a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie

    Dreth

    tru tru

    nyoki

    You don’t believe in evolution.
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    Your mind – On drugs

    nyoki

    Apparently my brothers and I were communists. I was just thinking of all the plans we’d made to make the world work. It mostly seemed to be forcing other people to do what we wanted. Fun times.

    natedog

    also, this is an extreeeeemely accurate chart

    Doc Shadow

    It really is, and that quite surprised me.

    Jicty

    am i the only one that thinks PCP sounds like fun?

    boggart

    Awesome post. the shroom and the pcp charts are gold